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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM WISCONSIN
Bucky the Badger hangs on your
Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsin
If you refer to U-W Madison as
If you go to school even if there was a blizzard that morning
because the buses can still go on the roads.
If you are a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.
You know you’re from
if you know the word spelt b-r-a-t does not describe a child
You know you’re from
if you’ve considered voting Brett Favre
You know you’re from
if you can use the word “ya der
hey” easily in a sentence
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
If you connect to the World Wide Web
via a "Down Home Page".
If the bumper sticker on your truck
says "My other computer is a
If your laptop has a sticker that
says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
If you've ever doubled the value of
your FSJ by installing a free
If your baseball cap read
"DEC" instead of "CAT". (Or AMC/Jeep)
If your computer is worth more than
all your cars combined. (nuff said!)
If your wife said "either she
or the computer had to go", and you still
don't miss her.
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a
coaster to set your beer on.
If you ever refer to your computer
as "Ole Bessy".
If your screen saver is a bitmap
image of your favorite truck, tractor
or farm animal. (Bonus points if it
If you start all your e-mails with
the words "Howdy y'all".
You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.
You can gauge the depth of your relationship by the number of
fingers your friends use to wave to you as you pass by on
"Vacation" means playing miniature golf at the Dells.
You've seen all the biggest bands 10 years after they were
You measure distance in minutes.
The corner bar is decorated with neon Pabst signs instead of
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day.
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
You ask for a "bubbler" when you're thirsty.
You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you
don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.
You "borrow" your neighbor you snow blower and hope
he returns it before the next storm. (And you don't
know why there are quotation marks around the word borrow
in that sentence.)
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no
one in it, no matter what time of the year.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you
go to town, I wanna go with."
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and then
leave both unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats
and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting"
You own just three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on
one page, but requires six pages for sports.
You consider opening day of deer season a holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find --20 degrees F "a little chilly."
You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter,
Still Winter and Construction.
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your
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Bradley, Brantwood, Carter, Cavour, Chequamegon
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Heafford Junction, Hiles, Hurley,
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Pelican Lake, Phelps,
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